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  • Bad History Month CD-R w/Comic Book and Poster Final Version
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    3rd time's the charm
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    -extra pages
    -extra details on the old pages
    -improved grammar
    -brand new 11x17" 2 Sided Poster of "Christmas in Hell", plus the ol' "Meanwhile in Heaven" on the back, choose your mood, or collect 'em all.
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  • Bad History Month LP + Comic Book and Poster
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    The last one was our comedy album. This one's a tragedy. Comes with beautiful 6x9 inch 40 page illustrated lyric comic book AND a Heavenly Hellish double sided 11x17 inch poster, all drawn by artiste extraordinaire Adric Giles pencapchew.org. Cowboys in Peril etc. It is Fantastic.
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    also available in real life at:
    Deep Thoughts, Jamaica Plain, MA
    Weirdo Records, Cambridge, MA
    Armageddon Records, Cambridge, MA
    Recycled Books, Denton TX
    Trailer Space, Austin, TX
    Landlocked Records, Bloomington, IN

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lyrics

We live in a world where a lot of the toilets flush themselves.
It's for your safety.
And a lot of the doors, they open themselves for you.
And if you say it's 'cause "Hell is other people."
Then a lot of other people say, "Hell yeah man, that's true."
But it's The Future.
You can't be rude.
Your balls and your bowels are firing blanks and your pranks are all confused,
they don't know what the fuck they're supposed to do.
'Cause it's The Future,
you better not even consider being a dick.
I will flush you down a toilet with a laser and then rinse you in the sink,
faster than you think,
hijinks are extinct.
We live in a world where the toilets flush themselves, but here's good news for people who like to live dangerously:
You don't have to smoke cigarettes anymore to get throat cancer,
'cause apparently all you have to do is smoke some cock.

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from Bad History Month, released April 1, 2013

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Bad History Month Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

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JAN 12 PHILLY, ABYSSINIA,
229 S 45th St

JAN 13 NYC, MIGUEL'S BABY, 137 W 14TH ST, MANHATTAN

JAN 14 NEW HAVEN CT,
Never Ending Books, 810 State St.

JAN 15 BOSTON, DEEP THOUGHTS, 138b South St JP

JAN 16 PORTLAND, ME PRISM ANALOG,
34 Preble St

JAN 17 DAY OF REST

JAN 18 PORTSMOUTH, NH, WSCA,
909 Islington St #1

photos by Ben Rector: linktr.ee/famousduckphotographer
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